ME and My BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
He is thorough !!!
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When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
He is busy, !!!
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When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
Be smart,
When my boss does the same,
He takes the initiative, !!!
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When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating, !!!
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When I make a mistake,
You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human. !!!
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When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business. !!!
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When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill. !!!
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When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
Interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's
Overworked !!!
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When I do good,
My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
He never forgets!!!