Short Jokes - Great father-in-law
A woman had 3 girls. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lakeshore, purposely falls in and pretends to be drowning. Without any hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.
The next morning, he finds a brand new Toyota car in his driveway with this message on the windshield.
"Thank you! Your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later, the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law. He jumps in the water and saves her also. She offers him a new Honda car with the same message on the windshield.
Thank you! Your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later, she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law. While she is drowning, the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks: "Finaly! It's about time that this old witch dies!
The next morning, he receives a brand new Ferrari car with this message…
THANK YOU! Your father-in-law.
Great father-in-law
Made for each other..!!
A father rat decided to marry off his daughter to a prospective groom - another rat, but his daughter would not settle for any one less than the most powerful one in the world.
So the father approached SUN with the request.
Sun on being told the reason politely declined his request saying that he was indeed not the most powerful one. It was a cloud who would block the sun light and sun finds himself powerless before a cloud.
When approached, the cloud cited a mountain more powerful than him for it is the mountain who would stop cloud in its' path.
Next was the mountain, who meekly stated that it is not the mountain who is the powerful, but the rat who would dig a hole in it and the mountain could not stop him.
Ultimately, the daughter agreed to marry a rat.