Never argue with a woman : Nice Joke

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and Decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife Decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and Reads her book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the Woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'


'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start At any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies, 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start At any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual a assault,' says The woman.


'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you Could start at any moment.'


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.