Son of a bitch - Ultimate Joke

once a women goes to a church to confess to a father.
women: father, father i just called a men yesterday a son of a bitch.
father: there is no need to confess for that.
women : but father he touched my hands.
father : like this . (father touches her hand) there is no need to confess for that
women: but father he stripped my clothes.
father : like this . (father stripps her clothes) there is no need to confess for that.
women: but father he put his u know what in my u know where.
father : like this . (father makes out with her) there is no need to confess for that.
women : but father he had aids.
father : that son of a bitch”"”"”"”"”‘